Happy Hippie Edibles Gummies Have Landed At Red Roots Trading Co.
If your sweet tooth has been whispering (or yelling) for something new, bold, and actually worth the hype… oh boy, do we have a treat for you.
Say hello to the newest candy-coated legends to hit the Red Roots lineup: Happy Hippie Edibles gummies.
And trust us, these aren’t your average “maybe-it-works-maybe-it-doesn’t” mystery chews. These are the real deal, crafted with pride, precision, and a whole lot of Indigenous excellence from start to finish.
Indigenous Pride Every Step of the Way
Right from the jump, Happy Hippie keeps it rooted where it matters most. Every single step of the process happens on First Nations sovereign territory, with a deep respect for the land and the plant itself.
The starting material? Only top-tier, indoor-grown, hydroponic flower cultivated by master growers who treat their crops like royalty. No harmful pesticides, no shortcuts… Just clean, dialed-in growing practices that produce outrageously high-quality buds destined for greatness.
Science + Cannabis = Amazing
Once those premium plants reach their peak, they’re brought into a state-of-the-art CO₂ (Carbon Dioxide) extraction facility that looks more like a high-end science lab than anything else. Think stainless steel everywhere, precision lab equipment, and a process so clean it would make any chemist proud.
Using CO₂ extraction means no nasty solvents anywhere in the mix. Just pure, beautifully refined distillate pulled straight from the plant and polished to perfection.
Confectionery Excellence
Then comes the fun part. Enter the confectionery wizards.
Happy Hippie’s candy crew takes that pristine distillate and works their magic, crafting perfectly round, sugar-dusted gummies that hit just as hard as they taste good.
Each piece is infused with care, using a touch of MCT oil to help your body actually absorb what it’s getting, meaning a smoother, more reliable experience every time.
And yes, for the plant-based crowd, these beauties are made with pectin, not gelatin, so they’re fully vegan. No compromises, no weird ingredients, just straight-up deliciousness.
Flawlessly Dialed-In
Now let’s talk about the part that really separates the pros from the amateurs: dosing.
These gummies are lab-tested and dialed in with laser precision. The number on the bag? That’s the number you’re getting. Every, single, time. No guessing games, no “well that one hit harder than the last one for no reason.”
Just consistent, dependable potency you can actually trust, which, let’s be honest, is rarer than it should be.
Totally Delicious Flavours
Each gummy clocks in at about an inch wide (aka the perfect size for a proper candy experience) and comes in a lineup of mouth watering flavours that hit all the right notes.
We’re talking rich Concord Grape, crisp Green Apple, smooth Peach Bellini, and classic Strawberry.
Sweet, tangy, juicy… there’s something in every bag for every kind of palate.
A Gummy For Everyone
And whether you’re easing in or going full send, there’s a format for you.
These come in 30-piece bags in both Indica and Sativa varieties, with dosing options that scale to your vibe.
You’ve got the approachable 5mg pieces for a mellow ride, the more noticeable 25mg for a solid step up, and the heavy-hitting 50mg gummies for the seasoned crowd who know exactly what they’re after.
Same great taste, same consistent quality, just pick your lane.
Closing Thoughts
At the end of the day, Happy Hippie Edibles bring together everything we love to see: Indigenous-grown flower, clean extraction, thoughtful formulation, and rock-solid consistency, all wrapped up in a seriously tasty package.
This is how edibles are supposed to be done as far as we're concerned.
And the best part? You don’t have to go on a cross-country adventure to get your hands on them.
If you’re in Ottawa, Gatineau, or the surrounding area, these goodies can land at your door the very same day (often within the hour) anywhere within 30 km of the Ottawa city centre.
Not local? No problem. We’ve got discreet nationwide shipping across Canada that’ll have them at your doorstep in just a few days.
So go ahead… treat yourself. Your future self is already saying thank you.
